Sweetie, this is Hell. We invented paperwork.

Jackie Kessler
Sweetie, this is Hell. We invented paperwork.
Sweetie, this is Hell. We invented paperwork.
Sweetie, this is Hell. We invented paperwork.
Sweetie, this is Hell. We invented paperwork.
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Many people believe that they are having the worst day of their life. They are crying, they feel like there is no hope, hell, they might even be thinking about suicide. And then that sweetie comes along and somehow makes everything better. They make you laugh, make you feel like you can conquer the world again. And, if they know what’s good for them, sweetie will keep you company forever.

Source: Hells Belles

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